Toxic Perfume Lady

by Earthwalker | Oct 26, 2009 | ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT, Political Satire | 0 comments

COMMENTARY BY MIKE ADAMS, CREATOR OF THIS CARTOON
Fragrance chemicals are found in laundry detergent, dryer sheets, shampoo, skin creams, perfumes and hundreds of other household products. And guess what? Most of these chemicals are carcinogens that have never been safety tested or approved by the FDA. Perfumes should actually come with cancer warnings right on the bottle, but they get away with poisoning the population due to lobbying and influencing the FDA. (By the way, chemicals that you put on your skin go right through your skin and into your bloodstream.) People who wish to avoid liver disease and cancer get rid of all the artificial fragrance chemicals in their homes. And once you do that for a while, your sense of smell is restored and you become quite sensitive to artificial fragrance. This brings up the point of the old lady perfume bombs.

You know what I’m talking about, too. It’s that older lady, dressed up in all kinds of jewelry, big hair, and absolutely showered in perfume. Just walking by her makes you gasp for oxygen. You run into these women (yes, they’re always women for some reason) while shopping, in movie theaters and even sometimes at the gym.

This comic supposes that we might turn these women into chemical weapons by unleashing them upon enemy nations. Their mere presence will cause enemies to fall to their knees and beg for mercy. All they gotta do is show up and remember to bring their perfume.

CounterThink cartoons graciously contributed
by Mike Adams and Dan Berger of NaturalNews.com

Author

Earthwalker

Earthwalker is the username that PT founder Julie Genser created for her online interactions so many years ago when first creating Planet Thrive.

Julie's (Earthwalker's) life was derailed over twenty years ago when she had a very large organic mercury exposure after she naively used a mouth thermometer to measure the temperature of just-boiled milk while making her very first pizza at home. The mercury instantly expanded into a gas form and exploded out the back of the thermometer right into her face. Unaware that mercury was the third most neurotoxic element on Earth, Julie had no idea she had just received a very high dose of a poisonous substance.

A series of subsequent toxic exposures over the next few years -- to smoke from two fires (including 9/11), toxic mold, lyme disease, and chemical injuries -- caused catastrophic damage to her health. While figuring out how to survive day-to-day, and often minute-to-minute, she created Planet Thrive to help others avoid some of the misdiagnoses and struggles she had experienced.

She has clawed her way over many health mountains to get to where she is today. She is excited to bring the latest iteration of Planet Thrive to the chronic illness community.

In 2019, Julie published her very first cookbook e-book called Low Lectin Lunches (+ Dinners, Too!) after discovering how a low lectin, gluten free diet was helping manage her chronic fascia/muscle pain.
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